Hi I'm Sharon. I like random junk
Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
Adolf Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War
You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks.
"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
are u from oklahoma because ur ok
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARLEY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself